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Forever_Jade

Welcome to a world where nothing happens lest you believe.


Writer's Block: Frozen delights
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Chocolate for sure!
Although ice cream is ice cream, as you can see in the post about walking a mile for ice cream on my period. (Note: foreverjade) xD
What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Writer's Block: Background players
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=DOh 
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h shut up about weirdness =P Its cute!
What is your computer wallpaper right now?

Writer's Block: Black Friday
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Ummm...a tub of Nutella. I could eat that all day, before I blow up like a balloon and die =D

Writer's Block: Family ties
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Hmm well, my daddy's not at home much, so I love the simple process of having dinner. On normal days, my family has dinner seperately, me in my room, my mum feeding my little brother, then eating by herself later. When my dad comes home, like after he's done traveling, we actually sit down and have a slapdash dinner.

It's the simple things that are the best.
What do you love to do with your family?

Writer's Block: Occupy Wall-et
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Hmm... if you count the hundreds of dollars I sweettalk/mooch off my mum or dad, then I'm in major deep shit.
If not, I'm utterly out of debt, not counting the dollar or two to my friend =D

How much debt do you have?

Writer's Block: American Music Awards are tonight!
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I like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, RIhanna...yep I'm a pretty mainstream girl... I like Westlife too =D
Who is the best musician or band of all time?

Writer's Block: A sight for sore eyes
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Johnny Depp =D
What is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?

Writer's Block: An intimate portrait
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Footsteps Through Muddy Grass =D
If someone wrote a book about your life, what would it be called?

DIALOGUE
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Yes, time for a dialogue from Jade and her crazyfuckinghilarious best friend Akira....

BIOLOGY CLASS
*The Chemistry Lab which we ALWAYS use for Bio STUNK to Hell*


Friend A:
Teacher...it smells...

Friend B: GOD, WHO FARTED!?

Akira: I may puke.

Teacher: *weirdfreaky guy with mustache whom reminds me of Hitler* *sniffs* I smell nothing. Oh well, if you must, we'll move to the Biology Lab!

Akira: JADE! HOW COULD HE STAY SO BEAUTIFULLY CALM?

Jade: Er. Teacher?

Akira: YES! I shall worship him! Let us all follow him! Like Moses! No...Mustache!

Jade: Ew? And I know why he can't smell.

Akira: Why?

Jade: That ferret below his nose. It blocks anything and everything....

*Physics techer pops up*

Physics teacher: EY! Kama Sutra 1 and Kama Sutra 2! Go back to class! (*NOTE:* KAMA  SUTRA IS INDIAN SEX POSITIONS and I HAVE NOFUCKINGIDEA WHY HE CALLS US THAT!)

Friend 3: Oh joy unbounded. ==' We're going to the BIOLOGY LAB for BIOLOGY class for the first effing time. Oh yes, and I get to sit with you two too. Oh happy days. =='



Hero (I Am Not The)
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Characters:​ ​ Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew
Genre: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Warning/Rating: K (Anybody) 
Author: foreverjade
Type:
Poem
Summary: A sad little poem from each of the Marauders stating how they weren't the heroes.

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